LEFTY McNEIL ON SPORTS...Happy President's Day, Monday, February 18, 2013...Danica Patrick wins Daytona 500 pole position (..a 1st)...Obama and Woods play golf together in Florida...Agent cancels runner Pistorious scheduled events (...like maybe for the next 100 years)... Sign of the Times! Penn State hires a midget to coach football (...Anthony Midget to coach defense)...Pitcher/closer Soriano finally arrives to nationals training camp (visa problems...document not credit card)...D.C. Mayan Sports Death Watch = Wizards 15-36, Caps 5-9-1...Bernard Legat breaks U.S.A. indoor track 2 mile record...